The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!