The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!