The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!