The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!