The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to die at will

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Melting

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make fish drown.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!