The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to float without gravity.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!