The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to put out light from your butt

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to fail at life

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to hear morse code.

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Death at will

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to not have any power.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!