The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!