Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Balls.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!