the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!