The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!