The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to have a super power,

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!