The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!