the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to read the TV

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!