The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!