The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!