The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!