The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!