The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to die

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to die at will

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The power to see the present.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!