the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to control nothing

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power of love

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!