the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to die at will

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!