The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Death at will

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to live through torture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!