the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The Power of cheese

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!