By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!