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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete
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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.
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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.
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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.
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The power to suck deez nuts
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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead
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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century
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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter
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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times
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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.
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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died
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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..
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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill
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The power to speak brail.
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.
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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.
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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.
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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...
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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons
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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.
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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!