Death at will

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!