The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to die

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!