Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to turn wine into water

the power to be phone

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The power to turn wine into water

the power to get blood clots

The power to die

the power to dislike this power

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!