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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road
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The power to turn wine into water
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the power to get blood clots
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The power to die
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the power to dislike this power
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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.
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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.
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The power to shapeshift into a worm.
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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.
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The Power To Poop on Command.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.
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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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The power to switch your right and left ears.
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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.
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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.
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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive
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The power to see through transparent objects.
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The power to have a small penis
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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!