The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to have a small penis

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to be shitty

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!