The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to speak with death people..

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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hey

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!