Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!