- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into yourself

The power to fall unconscious at will.

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to turn food into shit.

the power to talk to fish but not people

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

Pointless Super Powers