The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!