the power to eat waffles

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to taste your own spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!