Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!