The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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To call me maybe

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!