The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!