The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!