The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!