the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to see through water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!