The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!