The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The super power to control paper.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!