Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to not be color blind.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!