the power to see through bananas

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!