An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!