The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to be phone

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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black people

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!