The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Meatvision.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to fail

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!