The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to die at will.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!