The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Aweonao

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!