The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!