The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to live through torture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!