i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to fart flames

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The power to shit brix

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To call me maybe

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!