the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the power to glow in the light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!