Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to look TV

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!