The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!