Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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to be shitty

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!