The power to state the obvious.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to die on command

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!