The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!