The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!