The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!