The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Endless falling....

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The power to live through torture.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!