The power to die at will

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to die at will

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power spite flower

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be born.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!