The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power of a power of a power of a power

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

the power to die at will

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power spite flower

The power to burn ashes

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

The power to be born.

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!